Unconscious night blogger

buzzfeed:

*deep sigh of contentment*

howtobeafuckinglady:

this yo dude towongfoo

(Source: matildarossette)

(Source: harrisackles)

sidegrl:

I’m in the shower
you perf 

sidegrl:

I’m in the shower

you perf 

(Source: suggsandpugs)

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

At what age did you lose your virginity?
- Anonymous


rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 


orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

I think I just came….

fallingfood:

Falling Fries

fallingfood:

Falling Fries

(Source: smokingjointswithmileycyrus)

jeannette-m:

the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

Yeah, sounds about right.

(Source: junketsuqueen)

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

Cést moi

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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