Unconscious night blogger

foodnun:

when your teacher lets you turn in something late

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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

death-by-anal-beads:

official-gandalf:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

Guardians of the Galaxy looks great


"Fly you fools"

death-by-anal-beads:

official-gandalf:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

"Fly you fools"

(Source: unamusedsloth)

(Source: barack-obottm)

aph-satan:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

(Source: safewordstealy)

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

(Source: birf)

fionagoddess:

Sarah Paulson as Bette and Dot Tattler.

quantumkaworu:

I like how women’s hair dye is like GET RID OF ALL GREY YOU OLD HAG and men’s is like yeah you can choose how much grey you want it makes you look wise

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

(Source: itsmicca)

(Source: pineweed)

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

(Source: seawolph)

spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(Source: ahlistoquevillero)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos)

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