“ better be GRYFFINDOR!”
*posts cute selfie*
*loses 5 followers*
I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
I wonder how long we’ll stay friends on Facebook.
I literally just deleted someone for sharing that picture! Was a coincidence
when will the lies end, kevin?
a kirby with a human butt and legs
getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses
Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST
This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
im gonna shove this car into a locker
Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.
The fandoms will come for you.
Can we all appreciate Zefrank for a second
i prefer not to think of it as ‘september’ but rather ‘pre-october’
wake me up when pre-october ends
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them