this yo dude towongfoo
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
being a human is so weird
I think I just came….
it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.
Yeah, sounds about right.
breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL
Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.
yet more info from tumbler staff!!
i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer