Unconscious night blogger

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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LIKE for skeletons, REBLOG for gay communist skeletons, IGNORE for boys

(Source: ihopethepeople)

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

versaceslut:

seeing a text post you made on your dash but with your old url

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hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s likeΒ 

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Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

cocacolatitties:

whorville:

gnumblr:

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dnosebapps:

dnosebapps:

when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes

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kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

captain-tear-jerker:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

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parrotcakes:

blanketpie:

THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX

so be careful when youre planning your next cruise

(Source: pugalecki)

virginsacrificer:

that one mutual who constantly reblogs and likes all your posts but never talked to you and you two kinda just

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’tΒ 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs)

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