Unconscious night blogger

“ better be GRYFFINDOR!”

(Source: strawberry-split)

aspirantly:

*posts cute selfie* 

*loses 5 followers*

I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

w8-4woo:

lagio:

silverletomi:

I wonder how long we’ll stay friends on Facebook.

I literally just deleted someone for sharing that picture! Was a coincidence

Captions.

kunty-perry:

when will the lies end, kevin?

(Source: thehausucat)

bootybottom:

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a kirby with a human butt and legs

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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jackanthonyfernandez:

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

Amazing

(Source: youtube.com)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.
The fandoms will come for you.


ok

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.

The fandoms will come for you.

ok

beasleypercussion:

Can we all appreciate Zefrank for a second

(Source: xylemphone)

“BRUH”

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(Source: isnowfairy)

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

mychems:

i prefer not to think of it as ‘september’ but rather ‘pre-october’

wake me up when pre-october ends

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle)

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